Who Threw an Apple at my head?

Okay, I know some people may not like me, but this is rediculous. An apple? Really? Why not a cannonball. That would have been honorable. But instead you throw an apple at me...Oh, it was just a tree dropping apples. It happens in autumn. But why did it fall? Could the same thing be happening to the moon? I wonder...
--Issac Newton

COMMENTSTrickster1162
LOL! What he didn't mention is that his wig fell off. Imagine that! He was in a pile of his own hair. Also, I threw the apple at him! But nobody will tell anyone, right? Right?

Studentluvr6843
Cool stuff. I wish I could study with you.

Trickster1162
Mr. Newton, while you're at it, can you let me know why the prunes I threw at an old lady fell short? Eh, not that I throw prunes at old ladies.

Galileo
Speaking of throwing and dropping things, check out this experiment I did! I'm going to contact Issac. I have a few ideas about that apple...