JUDGE: We are brought here today, to observe the crimes of Andreas Vesalius, who has done crimes against human nature and the church, lying about the laws of nature, and creating a general disruption in our happy world. Vesalius, do you agree to doing these crimes
VESALIUS: Yes your honor.
JUDGE: Do you have anything to say in your defence?
VESALIUS: I experimented in honest truth, only stating what I have done. I have corpses as proof, if you would like to see them-
CHURCH REP: I have seen the corpses! The stench is too horrible for them to be real humans. Prehaps they are monkeys, or some other beast-
VESALIUS: I have used humans who belived in my cause before they died, and agreed to help me
CHURCH REP: Lies! He has been digging up bodies in the dead of night, and carrying them to his house, tearing them-
VESALIUS: Your honor, I would never do such a horrible--
JUDGE: Order! Order! Wether or not he has dug up bodies is not the point. The point is he was using them in his experiments. Church Representative, do you have any proof of the matter?
CHURCH REP: Yes, I have his publishments entitled "Galen by the Gallon" and "I do not have the stomach to show these ribs"
JUDGE: Vesalius, do you have any proof of this experiment?
VESALIUS: None other than the documents the Reprisentative holds and the corpses-
CHURCH REP: Enough with the corpses!
(Suddenly, A messenger dashes in to deliver a lifechanging note)
MESSENGER: Your Honor! I have a note that is said to be delivered to you!
JUDGE: (Reads note)This note mentions some evidence for the case the Church seems to have forgotten to supply. Were you aware that Vesalius was a royal physician
CHURCH REP: Well...um...yes
JUDGE: Vesalius has been cleared of all charges except for a warning. There will be no death scentence
(CASE #5667845 CLOSED)
