Gregor Mendel Here, giving you a scientific update. The year is 1863, and I am experimenting on pea plants to find out how in the world they all look similar, even in different generations. I chose pea plants because they are always one or the other. Green or Yellow pods, Smooth or wrinkled seed surfaces, purple or white flowers. The yellow pea pod is important because I know all of it's ancestors were yellow. I plan to cross it with a green pea pod with a similar background
--Gregor Mendel
Mystery from 1863
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You Sinners Are the Winners
Hello viewers. Look at the poll results, now back at this post, now at the results, now at this post. Coincidence the Church is posting, I think not. Unless if you want to be in purgatory for all eternity, I suggest you change your vote. The earth is the center of the universe. The Bible says so. You scientists may be afraid of us being mad, but we are beyond mad. We are (Censored) And what fool added "Me" as one of the possibilities?
--The Church
COMMENTS
Scientists
No comment
Trickster1162
I take full credit for the "Me" Hey, I was just livening things up, science can get boring
--The Church
COMMENTS
Scientists
No comment
Trickster1162
I take full credit for the "Me" Hey, I was just livening things up, science can get boring
SHHHHHHHHHH
I know I said a lot last time, but you can't spread it. If you let it go outside of this little secret publishing area, the church will see it, and they will be angry. So be quiet.
Okay...I can't stand it...HEY WORLD! EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS WRONG. THE SUN IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!
On second thought, they look angry. I should run!
--Nicolaus Copernicus
Okay...I can't stand it...HEY WORLD! EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS WRONG. THE SUN IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!
On second thought, they look angry. I should run!
--Nicolaus Copernicus
Nicolaus, I'm at a loss. My last name is Copernicus
I'm a poet
as so says the title
And I stand here
and disprove the Bible
No need,
to make a fuss.
I'm the scientist
Copernicus
I have proof that the Earth goes around the sun. I could tell you what really is going on, but you wouldn't get it. So i'll just say that I looked at the shy a lot, did a ton of calculations, and found out we are a helio centered galaxy. Pretty cool, huh?
As We all know...
The Earth is the Center of the Universe. Everything revolves around it. The moon is the closest, then the sun, than whatever bodies of gas are out there. That is law. And if you ask anything about this, I will say "Well Duh!"
Near Death Experiences are not always violent
I just returned from the Court meeting. I can't believe how cruel people can be in the name of anti-science. Here's a copy of what happened.
JUDGE: We are brought here today, to observe the crimes of Andreas Vesalius, who has done crimes against human nature and the church, lying about the laws of nature, and creating a general disruption in our happy world. Vesalius, do you agree to doing these crimes
VESALIUS: Yes your honor.
JUDGE: Do you have anything to say in your defence?
VESALIUS: I experimented in honest truth, only stating what I have done. I have corpses as proof, if you would like to see them-
CHURCH REP: I have seen the corpses! The stench is too horrible for them to be real humans. Prehaps they are monkeys, or some other beast-
VESALIUS: I have used humans who belived in my cause before they died, and agreed to help me
CHURCH REP: Lies! He has been digging up bodies in the dead of night, and carrying them to his house, tearing them-
VESALIUS: Your honor, I would never do such a horrible--
JUDGE: Order! Order! Wether or not he has dug up bodies is not the point. The point is he was using them in his experiments. Church Representative, do you have any proof of the matter?
CHURCH REP: Yes, I have his publishments entitled "Galen by the Gallon" and "I do not have the stomach to show these ribs"
JUDGE: Vesalius, do you have any proof of this experiment?
VESALIUS: None other than the documents the Reprisentative holds and the corpses-
CHURCH REP: Enough with the corpses!
JUDGE: We are brought here today, to observe the crimes of Andreas Vesalius, who has done crimes against human nature and the church, lying about the laws of nature, and creating a general disruption in our happy world. Vesalius, do you agree to doing these crimes
VESALIUS: Yes your honor.
JUDGE: Do you have anything to say in your defence?
VESALIUS: I experimented in honest truth, only stating what I have done. I have corpses as proof, if you would like to see them-
CHURCH REP: I have seen the corpses! The stench is too horrible for them to be real humans. Prehaps they are monkeys, or some other beast-
VESALIUS: I have used humans who belived in my cause before they died, and agreed to help me
CHURCH REP: Lies! He has been digging up bodies in the dead of night, and carrying them to his house, tearing them-
VESALIUS: Your honor, I would never do such a horrible--
JUDGE: Order! Order! Wether or not he has dug up bodies is not the point. The point is he was using them in his experiments. Church Representative, do you have any proof of the matter?
CHURCH REP: Yes, I have his publishments entitled "Galen by the Gallon" and "I do not have the stomach to show these ribs"
JUDGE: Vesalius, do you have any proof of this experiment?
VESALIUS: None other than the documents the Reprisentative holds and the corpses-
CHURCH REP: Enough with the corpses!
(Suddenly, A messenger dashes in to deliver a lifechanging note)
MESSENGER: Your Honor! I have a note that is said to be delivered to you!
JUDGE: (Reads note)This note mentions some evidence for the case the Church seems to have forgotten to supply. Were you aware that Vesalius was a royal physician
CHURCH REP: Well...um...yes
JUDGE: Vesalius has been cleared of all charges except for a warning. There will be no death scentence
(CASE #5667845 CLOSED)
I don't have the stomach to show these ribs
Hello: A little review
In the story of Creation, Adam gives up one of his ribs to create Eve. So, a man has one less rib than a woman, even those born today. Therefore---
In the story of Creation, Adam gives up one of his ribs to create Eve. So, a man has one less rib than a woman, even those born today. Therefore---
BREAKING NEWS!
A new drawing of male and female ribs, next to each other. The first pair are female, the second male.
Vesalius quoted: "They are exactly the same. Therefore, this proves that all ribs are the same, in a man or woman. Creation was incorrect, or the church was wrong with their adaptation."
COMMENTS
Church
First dissecting humans, and disproving the church! This is the last straw. We will see you in court
BACK TO POST
See me in court. What did I do? I need witnesses!
(You are a witness)
Galen by the Gallon
People can't get enough of this second century "genius" Hello! May I mention that he experimented on pigs and monkeys. I am not a monkey, you are not a pig. Not Kosher! Has anyone seen a pig skeleton? Does the one on this page look like a human? I sure hope not. I am going to research on real humans this time. So if you plan on dying soon, please call our toll free number below and organize a donation.Phones don't exist!
COMMENTS
Church
We are warning you Vesalius, before you start, to read the bible very carefully. Many of the things you plan to do go against our laws.
Piggy23
Oink! (I am glad you're not dissecting me)
GALEN
Has anyone seen my pig
Piggy23
oink! (AHHHH!)
2nd Century or bust!
My name is Galen. "Why Galen?" You may ask. It sounds mysterious. While many names answer, I question. (dramatic music) I'm sorry, it sounded better in my head. Anyways, i am the man who spent a lot of time researching pig and monkey corpses in order to learn about the human body. See Cadavers are my Saviors! for more information. Anyways, as far as I can tell, my word is law. So when in doubt, trust Galen
--Galen
--Galen
Cadavers are my Saviors!
So, I got it.
PREVIOUSLY ON SCIENCE:
Galen published his work 2nd century.
William Harvey did Cadavers (Ewww) and said:
Scientist disagreed :(
--William Harvey
PREVIOUSLY ON SCIENCE:
Galen published his work 2nd century.
- Food goes into the heart and is turned into blood
- Veins are air passageways
- Blood doesn't move
William Harvey did Cadavers (Ewww) and said:
- Food goes into the stomach, not heart
- Heart pumps blood around the body
- Blood goes through veins
Scientist disagreed :(
--William Harvey
Galen Was Good, I am Better
--William Harvey
Newton is figgy
Okay. Issac dropped an apple, Trickster1162 threw prunes, but I have done the most ambitious one of all.
PROBLEM: How fast do objects hit the ground? A ten pound weight versus a one pound? Aristotle said the ten pound weight would fall ten times as fast.
Well I have some news for Aristotle. Here's what really happened. Come with me to the Leaning Tower of Pisa
ANSWER: All objects fall at the same rate, accepting air resistance.
EXPLANATION: Imagine dropping 3 one pound weights. They would all hit the ground at the same time. Now tie two of the weights together with spiderweb. They will still all hit the ground at the same time. Now with string, now glue, now melt them together. It weighs the same as the two weights tied together, and in theory, is still two one pound weights, just stuck together. Now add a parachute, and that's a whole nother story.
--Galileo Galilei
PROBLEM: How fast do objects hit the ground? A ten pound weight versus a one pound? Aristotle said the ten pound weight would fall ten times as fast.
Well I have some news for Aristotle. Here's what really happened. Come with me to the Leaning Tower of Pisa
ANSWER: All objects fall at the same rate, accepting air resistance.
EXPLANATION: Imagine dropping 3 one pound weights. They would all hit the ground at the same time. Now tie two of the weights together with spiderweb. They will still all hit the ground at the same time. Now with string, now glue, now melt them together. It weighs the same as the two weights tied together, and in theory, is still two one pound weights, just stuck together. Now add a parachute, and that's a whole nother story.
--Galileo Galilei
Cause the World goes round
Hi guys, this is Galileo. I usually spend my time commenting my ideas, but I have a couple to share myself. I believe that the earth revolves aroung the sun. I used a telescope, and observed, and I am absolutely sure. The sun is the center of the universe. I know some people will not be happy about this but it's the truth, and you should know it.
These Are the rules
Okay, I've finally published it. The Laws of Gravity. Here it is:
There is gravity between every object in the universe. The reason that we stick to earth and not fall to the sun is because we are closer to earth, so it's force is stronger. However, if there was another body in space very nearby and it was larger that earth, it would also effect us because the larger the mass, the more gravity it has. (Kind of like my wig) However, if the planet was further away, it's force would be smaller on us, even though it is stronger in reality. Finally, if an object were to somehow be launched into space and stay, it would be constantly falling through space. There is gravity in space, but not upwards gravity.
--Issac Newton
There is gravity between every object in the universe. The reason that we stick to earth and not fall to the sun is because we are closer to earth, so it's force is stronger. However, if there was another body in space very nearby and it was larger that earth, it would also effect us because the larger the mass, the more gravity it has. (Kind of like my wig) However, if the planet was further away, it's force would be smaller on us, even though it is stronger in reality. Finally, if an object were to somehow be launched into space and stay, it would be constantly falling through space. There is gravity in space, but not upwards gravity.
--Issac Newton
Just looking around me
Many scientist will agree with me that just observing the world and skies is one of the best way to make discoveries. When the apple fell on my head, It was pulled down by a force called gravity. That is why what comes up, must come down. To Trickster1162, you threw those prunes with too little force, so they fell to the ground. What's so interesting about gravity is that it is not as people believe (different in the sky than on the ground), but gravity is the force that holds the universe together. That, and
--Issac Newton
--Issac Newton
Who Threw an Apple at my head?
Okay, I know some people may not like me, but this is rediculous. An apple? Really? Why not a cannonball. That would have been honorable. But instead you throw an apple at me...Oh, it was just a tree dropping apples. It happens in autumn. But why did it fall? Could the same thing be happening to the moon? I wonder...
--Issac Newton
COMMENTSTrickster1162
LOL! What he didn't mention is that his wig fell off. Imagine that! He was in a pile of his own hair. Also, I threw the apple at him! But nobody will tell anyone, right? Right?
Studentluvr6843
Cool stuff. I wish I could study with you.
Trickster1162
Mr. Newton, while you're at it, can you let me know why the prunes I threw at an old lady fell short? Eh, not that I throw prunes at old ladies.
Galileo
Speaking of throwing and dropping things, check out this experiment I did! I'm going to contact Issac. I have a few ideas about that apple...
--Issac Newton
COMMENTSTrickster1162
LOL! What he didn't mention is that his wig fell off. Imagine that! He was in a pile of his own hair. Also, I threw the apple at him! But nobody will tell anyone, right? Right?
Studentluvr6843
Cool stuff. I wish I could study with you.
Trickster1162
Mr. Newton, while you're at it, can you let me know why the prunes I threw at an old lady fell short? Eh, not that I throw prunes at old ladies.
Galileo
Speaking of throwing and dropping things, check out this experiment I did! I'm going to contact Issac. I have a few ideas about that apple...
Discoveries!
1665
I was in my workshop when a lone light shone into the dark room. Facinated, I made the entire room pitch black except for the one light and I put some glass in front of it. The light, instead of staying white like we have been told, turned into the colors of a rainbow. It's a spectrum of colors. I can show you. Go to my workroom to see my experiment
I was in my workshop when a lone light shone into the dark room. Facinated, I made the entire room pitch black except for the one light and I put some glass in front of it. The light, instead of staying white like we have been told, turned into the colors of a rainbow. It's a spectrum of colors. I can show you. Go to my workroom to see my experiment
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